This is to keep a record of all the things that make us chuckle.

“She cast a spell. I don’t know what it was but I think it put me to sleep.”
“Hmmm… must be some kind of sleeping spell.”

“I have good news and bad news.”

“I take my breeches down and piss in the demon’s direction.”
[GM] “Saving throw to avoid seeing his pe-”

“The Safety Sack is the safest way to travel. Unless you get daggers thrown at you.”

“I hope your healer is better than your aim.”

“I think… this house… is trapped…”

“Do you care to pick a fight with me?”
Holds up a pick
“Wish for a quarrel, good sir?”
Holds up a quarrel

Matt (Playing a Paladin): “I trip up the blind guy.”


The Troubled, and the Secret Hoard drathmoore Nuregami